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the first $WAGGOT mixtape lolz
mostly written and recorded between may and december 2012


released March 19, 2013



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$WAGGOT & KOKAYNA Los Angeles, California

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if she doesn’t really wanna get it i can understand
but i don’t think that the means really justify the end
even if you try to think about it can you comprehend
why youre wasting all this time when you wanna get it in

tell that bitch it’s time to go, you don’t wanna take it slow
she’s probably gonna say no, probably gon take off her clothes
take her by the hand, take her to the bed
let her give you head cos its what she wants tho

it’s not your fault that you’re better than that
it’s not your fault you’re already on your back
it’s not your fault every single time you walk outside
another bitch is on your dick and begging you for a ride

and even though her friend told her that you take it inside
she seems to think that she’s above and she calls it a night
but the truth is that she’ll really make you wanna die
to the point that you leave and give her no alibi

you want it like that right?
you look how i like
your cum’s all on my
chest and my eyes
every single time every little lie
every smile with your face white
think of what your dad would say
if he knew where you’d been today

maybe he’d grab the belt for old time’s sake
and maybe you’d bend over cos you want it bae

and you’d cry, let him think he did his job
but it’s really cos you’re wishing that the belt was his cock
you can’t help it discipline gets you off
take advantage of the shame while you’re hard
im just tryna find some time
tryna line my stars without getting hit by cars
that i cant drive at night or alone
i just sit at home wishing i could
bone every guy that i see online
cos if he’s fine then he’s fine
and also will not be mine
i draw the line i got work to get
but instead i stay on the internet when
i should med myself into not being fed
to increase my chances of getting head
from cute teenage boys and rich old men
who like to spend all of their cred
on getting slutty twinks into their beds
or their dungeons in the woods
where they take little boys for good
and when he tells me that i should take my hood off
i’ll fantasize about how i wish he would stop
talking about all the things that could not
ever compare to me but he’s a good top
ten contender for me
my head is so foggy cos he
bangs it on the bedpost when he’s
all the way inside me

i think that i should be in his place
because i really dont wanna play
if i’m not winning this powergame
feel his tongue go right up in flames

i drink his cum and taste all the shame
can you blame him when you think about why he came
skullfucked to death take the brain
like he takes dick sucks it down champagne
cos even though he feels the pain he likes to feign a smile for me
faggot in denial bleeding out and he is so horny
rinse him off and put him back on the shelf til morning
take him down and he adores me
keep him there until he’s boring
find a new one and ignore him
bite your tongue inside and then open your mouth look what you got
a little bit of lube but not really cos it just dries you out
just kidding i dont really participate in that scary stuff
but when you write about it it sounds so edgy as fuck

mostly i’m okay, if you maybe just wanna play
you can go home at eight, it’ll still be your birthday
we can shower together and youll be off on your way
i promise i’ll never say that you were in my bed today

tell all your friends about how you love eating pussy
and then whisper to your girlfriend that you want to eat her pussy
and finger her pussy and pretend to get pushy
when everybody’s looking cos then nobody is looking

for you to drop your wrists and look at boys’ fists
and accidentally lisp and accidentally miss
when you’re blackout drunk off of water and cum
and some boxer briefs full of pheromones

it’s funny how you spend so much time at the gym working out
and everybody thinks that you do it to make her happy but
nothing turns you on like a locker room while you sweat it out
the truth is that you really are nothing but a selfish slut
amylase inside your eyes wide cry
from the beauty of the knowledge that your new god has imparted
and then just let your saliva break it down
let the enzymes in your saliva turn the money to a smile from a frown

cut a hole inside my throat and stick your dick inside
take a minute let me show you what i take in stride
and take inside like a pro since i was eight years old
the internet is in my blood and now it’s on your nose

it’s what i wanted all along just to make you hard
and get you off and run my mouth along your broken arm
and then around your back and drink all of your sweat up
and feel your fist inside my eyes so i can catch up
Track Name: NINTENDxxx64
i don’t really like talking about this
and it’s probably better if i delete this
but you came up on my buddy list
so i’ll deal with the embarassment

i think you’re nice and i like your inflection
and whenever you speak i start to get an erection
and you pay me attention and you give me affection
or i guess i just pretend because i need a connection

and every day i think about your name
and get distracted by it when i’m playing videogames
the thought of giving you brain while you’re so ashamed
turns me on just like thinking about you in pain

you’d probably look fuckin adorable
squirming in the back seat of a convertible
uncomfortable nonconsensual
‘d say your eyes but your words were amicable

i guess i’m getting too ahead of myself
you probably don’t even like me not to mention yourself
enough to send me all the pictures that i’d want to help
you take and then masturbate to, thinking how your body felt

i’m sorry what i’m really trying to say
is that i’d really like to date you and i hope that youre gay
and if you’re not then that’s okay, cos i’ll change you one day
and if you are then i hope you’ll say you feel the same

and either way we can fuck it doesn’t mean anything
it’s 2012 we can fuck without a lisp or an earring
it’s 2012 so we should fuck you don’t wanna die as a virgin
we’re not twelve, you should tell the truth, i’m so horny