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iNTERNET B​♡​YFRiEND

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i dont need sex, ive got porn i just need someone i can adore i would rather lust after someone i cant have than to worry all the time about making it work so you could be my internet boyfriend we could flirt all day and play pretend does that sound as appealing to you as it does to me do you wanna skype until we fall asleep send good morning texts while drinking coffee and if i'm feeling good i'll attach a selfie i could be your internet boyfriend i'll cuddle with my phone when i press send go about your day, go have fun i'll be waiting for you til you get to check your phone romance at your convenience, sexting when you get home i can even deal with sleeping alone so you could be my internet boyfriend we could flirt all day and play pretend i could be your internet boyfriend i'll cuddle with my phone when i press send no i dont want to meet you it's nothing that a webcam cant do i'd rather stay in my bedroom and i'd like you to stay in yours too
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who the fuck did you think you were kidding who the fuck do you think you are you shouldve listened to instincts you know that youre no shining star you know they never liked you as you sat inside their cars they tried to entertain you but you pushed your luck too far as usual youre delusional humiliate yourself and shut the door go blog about how you cried it out youve got no one to blame but yourself think about your mental health just try to block it out youre too far gone to help youre too far gone to help there you go again thinking youre the shit look in the mirror you aint shit so call it quits it's hard to watch youre such a fucking embarrassment thats quite enough look what you did i let you play dress up for a little while but now it's time to wake up and get rid of that ugly fucking smile youre in denial they give you an inch and you take a mile thats what they get for being kind you still think youve got a chance all because of circumstance it was all an accident if they could theyd take it back and all along you know you knew it was too good to be true laugh until your face is blue at the fucking joke that's you at the fucking joke that's you i let you play dress up for a little while but now it's time to wake up and get rid of that stupid fucking smile
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i could relate but id rather hate on you just masturbate and stay while i lay on you kill me i promise that ill never haunt you do it while youve got no motive to stop you the urge to destroy that which you create return me to the earth from whence i came its only natural so theres no blame i dont mean it but im not ashamed let me know if you wanna go i know youre biding your time until youve got it all write it down take a pic or twelve watch me melt and harden again and finish myself you couldnt be happy if they werent looking at you look at you a couple of em looked at me and you thought thats something a child could do righter than you know righter than you know but then again you're always right i know-> it doesnt take a blue flame to burn through the melting snow i will smile at your stupid stolen jokes i dont have the energy to force myself to laugh as hard as i used to force myself to laugh to make you like me i was faker than you ha ha ha ah ah ah youve got me laughing backwards again but i cant be your friend i could relate but id rather just date you i masturbate in bed and think about you honestly i dont think all that much of you but here i am wondering if i could love you maybe its cos i think you could love me all because you wanna fuck me you think youre so fucking funny ill play along i feel like youre above me on the plus side when you make me cum i dont have the urge to pull away or throw up ill show up, again and again you dont say stop, look at my luck someone to fuck to suck and to hold everything you touch turns gold just like you youre the best fuck the rest youre the king and im a mess im so blessed im in your bed i confess im obsessed youve got me laughing backwards again and the beginning is the end ha
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baby let me know what you want from me cos if im honest with you im feelin so dirty and at the very same time im feelin clean as fuck youre a magician how you do it to me all at once i gotta get some of your de ter gent and purify me from the inside out man are you drinkin bleach cos that whites so white damn its lite brite bright warm and so tasty yeah baby baby youre so fresh youre so clean i wanna shower with you and a shower from you i wanna rub my face in your dirty laundry i cant take another second baby get up on me you spin my heart around like a washing machine when im covered in you its fresher than clean sheets i'll take a bath to get the dirt off after wrap me up in a towel so soft oh god it's so hot, dont talk dry me off so i can put my clothes on im weak and thirsty youre my vitamin soda ill take a sip and cool off a ah im weak and thirsty youre my vitamin soda ill take a sip and cool off a ah baby baby youre so fresh youre so clean i wanna shower with you and a shower from you i wanna rub my face in your dirty laundry i cant take another second baby you spin my heart around like a washing machine when im covered in you its fresher than clean sheets
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im gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed i know what youre doing i know what your facebook says before you know it youll be married and miserable and full of regret i'm into the bravado but i know that inside you're dead so let me revive you let me inside you i mean your mind, dude dont get an attitude im tryna help you i really like you and even though i wanna wife you i won't try to at least not yet baby steps take a deep breath okay now whats next how can i put this youve got a secret and i can keep it whipmeinthefaceifimakeapeep bitch im gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed i know what youre doing i know what your facebook says before you know it youll be married and miserable and full of regret i'm into the bravado but i know that inside you're dead baby you were born this way do you wanna die this way i wanna cry, okay i dunno what else to say i know theyll say im looking through faggot tinted glasses but im just about as certain as death and taxes you cant break this habit youve just gotta have it you cant repair this damage with just a bunch of bandage i could be your surgeon i might still be learning but what you're doing isn't working you'll never stop hurting im gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed i know what youre doing i know what your facebook says before you know it youll be married and miserable and full of regret i'm into the bravado but i know that inside you're dead
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la espinaca y las jirafas y las jirafas se comen la espinaca cuando me muera nunca terminas llorando todos los días cara de dólares muchos muchos muchos voy a ducharme en tu sangre lavarse los manos te extraño tengo que irme tengas que decirme no sé no sé ira ra ra mátame mátame la espinaca y las jirafas y las jirafas se comen la espinaca me encantan las vitaminas pero las cosas venenosas las follo máscara de tóxicas muchos muchos muchos voy a ducharme en tu sangre lavarse los manos te extraño ir a rara mátame mátame
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JACK2k 04:49
trading playstation games for drugs i got for blowjobs and hugs and i bootleg the shit blaze it while i burn a rip take a trip while i print out a cover with a click teach: one thing you should kno about me is i dont fuck with homework the whole thing is transactional to me im smart enough to make it work does it hurt should i slow it down or take it out, word? whats the dirt? gossip is my fuckin LUErk gauze applied with alcohol upon the burnnnn where it hurts alcohol 120% look at me im countin zenny hella nice but never friendly blue raz ice? i got plenty if youre buying then im selling if you got it i can spend it im robotic and dependent interested? i can lend it put it in a song i got on him ground i love him rly long i say hes rly strong i tell him all time he better get me high he better make me cry i dont know what the fuck im doing it's all abuse to me if youre really feeling it tho i guess thats fucking news to me you scour the internet for art that makes you feel supreme i spit semen onto a beat you love that it isnt mainstream i jack to the sound of the underground on soundcloud where they rap in the clouds and i put it up loud loud loud loud loud loud loud as im allowed either cos im gonna piss off mom or the neighbors my behaviors so lame the enablers are the hipsters that im friends with. it's a shamer im a failure all a's til i started gettin into vapor im not a vaper tho i meant -wave i might wave when i see you at the rave not really i dont go to those but if you do then i might reconsider everything i know starting with my clothes, gotta get rid of those i mean mainly so that i can fuck you but more importantly so that i can suck you dry everything you like is gonna be my new type go to hot topic get a new hair dye electric lime with a hot pink stripe pinstripe contacts that blind your sight do it for the love of the art and the game knowledge is power and beauty is pain did you come to the station to stand in the rain? you purchased a ticket so get on the train take the credit before someone else writes their name tell me that im good at everything im doing tell me that i couldnt ever fuckin leave you tell me if i leave youll try to kill yourself and then ill probably leave and masturbate myself i dont know what the fuck im doing it's all abuse to me if youre really feeling it tho i guess that's fucking news to me you scour the internet for sluts that make you feel supreme i cumswap back into your mouth and you hate that its mainstream trading your paycheck for cassettes and vhs's you dont have a way to play, but it's okay cos you dont even really like em anyway 'cept for the occasional poorly dubbed anime no one listens to the shit like no one listens to the bitch getting her brains kicked out, turn it up hella loud and then blow your load, wipe it on your new clothes throw em in the wash to get that washed out glow or leave it, let it get off of that #cumwave talking shit, like i said, gossip is my fucking LUErk i litescribe a cd-r of sim city 3000 it's more special when you make it by yourself in your bedroom while youre hiding from your hell backup my heart and sell my soul come on daddy bleed it out let it go feel me out i can give you what you want if what you want is in my mouth you get as hard as you listen i lay in the shower while you piss on me yeah this edge is so sharp that it could kill like a shark so equip it in the dark if you love me fuck me hard i dont know what the fuck im doing it's all abuse to me if youre really feeling it tho i guess thats fucking news to me you scour the internet for art that makes you feel supreme i spit semen onto a beat you love that it isnt mainstream
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andy 04:00
i only talked to andy once but it was really fun we were really young and he wanted to eat my cum cos he loved eating cum and he was such a slut he told me all about some older guy who fed him some andy was a perv cos he liked when it got hard days later licking it off of a pair of sweaty boxers he told me on msn messenger he was really dirty im not sure who was dirtier barely a teenager pretending to like girls trading photographs internet barely fast i think his hair was black underneath his baseball cap his pink baseball cap without looking like a fag he was really cute i wish that he came back i kept signing on hoping one day he'd sign on but he never did so i only talked to andy once andy were you the one the one that i'm still waiting on did you ever think about me after you got off that once was it a mistake that i found you were you looking for old men too posted up on chat avenue on a friday after school i wish we got to fuck cos you were cool and nice and hot i was a desperate slut and you wanted to eat my cum
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im blocking you on every social network i dont really want to but seeing you never doesnt hurt i know it's stupid i know it makes me look immature but having to see you being happy is fucking torture dont let the internet suggest that we might want to connect dont show up in my feed or be mentioned by any of my friends theyre not my friends if theyre friends with you i mean i'd hope if i were them that'd be exactly what i'd do but then again thats not realistic i know im being selish the world is still turning even though my phone's no longer purring im blocking you on every social network i dont really want to but seeing you never doesnt hurt i know it's stupid i know it makes me look immature but having to see you being happy is fucking torture here i am feeling guilty even though it's all your fault i did everything right or at least thats what i thought but i guess i must have fucked up royally cos something drove you to completely destroy me you became a part of me got cancerous and amputated so it's something i cant fix with just a bunch of bandage every morning i wake up mourning my missing appendage til i see it post a picture then i feel unadulterated rage im blocking you on every social network i dont really want to but seeing you never doesnt hurt i know it's stupid i know it makes me look immature but having to see you being happy is fucking torture i will never touch you again you will never fuck me i'll know better than to love you in my next life im blocking you on every social network i dont really want to but seeing you never doesnt hurt i know it's stupid i know it makes me look immature but having to see you being happy is fucking torture
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i know that im very dependant i dont like to do things alone im uncomfortable whenever im out i'd rather just stay home i'm sure i can be exhausting i know youve got a lot to do but even though i'm to blame i'll blame the pain on you every social network masochistic torture and im desperate for an encore from the unknowing performers at my bedroom funeral pallbearers from profiles theyre dressed in parties and bacardis and im dressed in week old clothes im gonna delete my facebook and take myself right back to bed i dont seem to have any friends i dont have any fucking friends i thought it was supposed to get better when i grew up but it didnt and so instead im still wishing i was fucking dead cos i dont have any fucking friends the armor doesnt shine quite the way it used to but i'm slowly getting used to all the things that my tongue can do i try hard not to whine and so i sound like a try-hard and i die hard every time i am a liar so my heart's on fire cos my heart is in my pants so the semen on my hands must be all the evidence that somehow i'm alive again im gonna delete my facebook and take myself right back to bed i dont seem to have any friends i dont have any fucking friends i thought it was supposed to get better when i grew up but it didnt and so instead im still wishing i was fucking dead cos i dont have any fucking friends if all my apathys not strong enough to protect me from rejection how am i supposed to learn my lesson

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