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FEEL WORSE

by $WAGGOT

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released December 15, 2014

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Track Name: DELETE YOUR MYSPACE
i picked a song that i thought you'd like
i even forced myself to listen to the album twice
i even took a couple hundred pictures tonight
with my dad's digital camera til i got it right

i put you all the way up at number 5
and out of 32 that's obviously pretty high
especially since i just met you like the other night
but i thought that we were having such a nice time

you make me wanna delete my myspace
cos i know i will never be in your top 8
i really miss the way it was before eighth grade
now everybody's changing in the worst way

i'm really starting to resent my friend
because you like her more than me and now there's evidence
and every time i see you post another bulletin
my heart races while i read it again and again

you seem to like me when we talk and vent
but in reality the thing that's really bothering
me is the only thing i cant discuss with you so when
you ask me why i'm acting different it's pathetic revenge

you make me wanna delete my myspace
cos i know i will never be in your top 8
i really miss the way it was before eighth grade
now everybody's changing in the worst way

puberty has really fucking betrayed
me i am left here all alone angry confused and gay
i write angsty poems til there's nothing left to say
and then passive aggressively post them on myspace

you make me wanna delete my myspace
cos i know i will never be in your top 8
i really miss the way it was before eighth grade
now everybody's changing in the worst way
Track Name: GAY 4 IT
youre unlovable
but your face is so damn fuckable
i mean your face is so damn punchable
thats what makes it so fuckable

youre so discussable
it's cos youre so disgusting tho
baby just stop and go
cos ive got nothing but virtiol

im bored youre border blow
bubbles with my cum ew no
i know it's kinda gross
but boys will be boys after all

im so multi- rape cultural
make references like mating calls
im so impressionable
teach me to love my faggot self

im gay for the money and im gay for the game
im gay for attention and im gay for the shame
im gay for the pussy gay gay til i came
im gay for the fame

i dont know what youre expecting of me
i mean my names swaggot im really trying to be
up front because i have so much anxiety
i really hope you dont make a hate crime of me

but if you did i'd probably understand it honestly
im really not a fan of my faggotry
dont even get me started on the swaggotry
yet another sad attempt being cutting and edgy

cos i'll do it for attention and i'll do it for stares
if i could tolerate the pain i'd throw myself down the stairs
but i cant so instead i write songs and share
hoping somebody is dumb enough to take the dare

come and gay bash the queer like it didnt know it there
doggy style take awhile get clever then sneer
roger that copy that faggot did you hear
when youre gettin cash dick and drugz you dont have a care

im gay for the money and im gay for the game
im gay for attention and im gay for the shame
im gay for the pussy gay gay til i came
im gay for the fame

he wants that viral swag
its not for you to have
i know you want it bad
that viral swag

im gay for the money and im gay for the game
im gay for attention and im gay for the shame
im gay for the pussy gay gay til i came
im gay for the fame
Track Name: (✿◠‿◠)
im a little bit dead but you could still hold me
or hold me down instead duct tape and rope me
like a baby like an infant child completely
at the mercy of your dirty fantasies about me

cos i get no bread so im really only
at the mercy of attention spans around me
let me give you head i could let you own me
let you control me if you extol me

wake you up in bed
with a condom in my mouth
and a collar on my neck
cos youre all that im about

im about what you want
cos for now youre my god
let me please you daddy please
let me choke on your cock

daddy youre so delicious
scratch me until i need stitches
i promise that im committed
to granting all of your wishes

at the low low cost of me obviously
it's worth it if i make you need me
unconditionally

wake you up in bed
with a condom in my mouth
and a collar on my neck
cos youre all that im about

im about what you want
cos for now youre my god
let me please you daddy please
let me choke on your cock

it's adorable when you punch me
adorable when you kick me
adorable when you pick me up
and hold my head and kiss me
adorable when you choke me
adorable when i cant breathe
til my eyes water down my cheek
adorable and kawaii

wake you up in bed
with a condom in my mouth
and a collar on my neck
cos youre all that im about

im about what you want
cos for now youre my god
let me please you daddy please
let me choke on your cock
Track Name: UFFIE
internet girls got all the right stuff
the boys drop down to their knees ready to suck
cos they really wanna get their hands on your love
and sell you to the world with their name written above

make a couple songs and watch him act tough
he's waiting on the edge of his seat for you to blow up
cos he thinks if you do youll take him to the top
and if you don't comply he'll say that you're a thot

he'll ask
can you rap?
wanna fuck?
have you heard pop the glock?
can you sing?
whatchu think?
sex w/ me?
he'll say

i can be your feadz
and you can be my uffie
you dont have to sing
you just have to love me
baby we can be
famous like uffie
even if you sing
it doesnt matter cos you love me

you can be his kreayshawn
and he can be your two stackz
you can be his dev
and tell the world that i-i-it's the cataracs
he doesnt really care
he's just gotta get you on the track
and as soon as he does
each time you win it's cos of him yeah

the boys all want her
cos she smokes marijuana
she's so cool
and she could rap all summer
and i'm all for it
cos her music goes dumber
while the hipster boys all
watch her smoke marijuana

he'll ask
can you rap?
wanna fuck?
have you heard pop the glock?
can you sing?
whatchu think?
sex w/ me?
he'll say

i can be your feadz
and you can be my uffie
you dont have to sing
you just have to love me
baby we can be
famous like uffie
even if you sing
it doesnt matter cos you love me

but if you succeed
he'll say "you never loved me"
"she is just a slut!"
but "she wont even fuck me!"
"bitch youll never be
anything like uffie!"
"i fucking MADE you slut!
wheres my fucking fame and money!?"
Track Name: LOW SEXT ESTEEM
he was like, hey, lemme get ur number
a a a hey fuck i guess i might as well ima
be fuckin bored anyway not like im having a slumber
party or something i should take it if i'll possibly cum or

something i guess i should be honored to be honest
to be the interest of a faggot on the internet
look at his pictures yeah yeah bangable /10
bangable /10 shouldve replied w that

i could sext you all night long
tell you what i wanna do and you get me off
probably not even true i say you turn me on
text you with my left hand so that i can jack off

if i'm lucky youll send pictures to me
only about as sexy as it is degrading
and ill refrain from commenting on your self esteem
at the risk of sounding as dirty as you feel

yeah youre a sexy piece of trash
i wanna fuck you in the ass
take a break but dont forget to take
me a couple more selfies of you posing in the bath
room mirror and then drop your delusions of class

yeah youre so fancy i kno i kno
cos your parents are rich leave you in their mansion alone
send me mp3s of your moans
or i guess m4as cos iphonez
he writes cock in cursive cos he's an elegant perv

i could sext you all night long
tell you what i wanna do and you get me off
probably not even true i say you turn me on
text you with my left hand so that i can jack off

if i'm lucky youll send pictures to me
only about as sexy as it is degrading
and ill refrain from commenting on your self esteem
at the risk of sounding as dirty as you feel
Track Name: TEXTBOOKS
i can smell your cologne from the other side of the computer screen
you're almost irresistable but everything there is visible to me
your body is perfect like the answers that you have for everything
and youre so magnetic i can feel myself attracted oh look at me

they write about you in textbooks
a therapist's wet dream im shook
my eyes can see but yours just look
around at everything you took

is it just the culture is it just the vulture growing inside of you
do you feel the wings erupting feathering your vision in baby blue
can you hear me way up there is it the difference in altitude
did you touch down in never land or were you delayed a day or two

they write about you in textbooks
a therapist's wet dream im shook
my eyes can see but yours just look
around at everything you took

i cant seem to get through
nothings ever genu
ine with you, tell the truth
im an opportu
nity at least i might be
and if im not
ill just get dropped

they write about you in textbooks
a therapist's wet dream im shook
my eyes can see but yours just look
around at everything you took
Track Name: GRAB MY COCK
hey i hope you know
that it wasnt personal
i just had to unfollow
because i jus cannot go

on like this every day
every time i click a new page
got me feeling some
type of way

i just dont have the time
again to stop and masturbate
every day first thing
when i log on its a race

gotta scroll fast
bfore i let you get into my brain
cos if i look at that face
im never gonna look away

pull my boxers off
and i grab cock
look at u like awwwww
ffuucckk uhhhhhh

self esteem is such a turn off
wish that i could smack the smirk off
of that face but ima jerk off
and imagine that you were not

into it, into this
fuck it dont u want this dick
promise that itll be fun
not even a little bit?

youre too good, im too this
i cant take another picture
youre a fixture on my dashboard
but i wish you all the misery

a blizzard of antipathy cos
youre so much better than me
i'd wish that you were next to me
instead you are just dead to me

you look in the mirror and
give yourself an erection
i look at your instagram
and fill up with aggression

but i learned my lesson
and i wont look again
you are an infection
to which i am suscepting

sometimes i just cant help it
you get inside my head quick
and i have no control
im at the mercy of your
Track Name: #EBOLA @AMANDABYNES #GAMERGATE
heyyyy you should really take your adderal
cos im unna sell um at the mini mall
and im taking a role call
but nobodys accounted for
but its only a fire drill
but im going in for the kill
kill like ode to divorce
and im hoping that you endorse
my illicit recourse
but of course
i'm the source
of everything that youve got
so i get to be on top
again i wont miss a spot
tied up until crawl
listening for the call
stall stall brick wall

...and im gonna sell it at the mini mall
remain at the mini bar
songs about minibars
i hate them i have no bars
i love that you have a scar
get drunk at the minibar
and tattoo it all over
ya soshla s uma
im praying to god
what have i done
look at you come
look at me go
what do you know
im unna go
just tell me to keep going

in your bedroom i'm alone
with your scent and all your clothes
im face down in your pillow
i wish you could be my home

ill suck every last drop of cum out the patriarchy
just to get myself where i fuckin wannabe
i encourage you to vomit at all of my hypocrasy
look at me at my little personal pity party,

i-hate-me party
desecrate my body weinberg and hardy
the alleles are ugly but im incompletely shoddy
you can see my daddy and my mommy

one look at me and im retarded
i wish i was flame retardant
to all of the flaming and the flamers
the pride and the shamers
the twinks and the gainers
the cool kids and the lamers
the gamergate gamers
im disgusted and no tamer

youre disgruntled and no cleaner
future hall of famer
cloudy but will it rain or
taunt me again i dare
the rapees and the rapers
the bensons and the stablers
stitches and medical staplers
emergency room enablers
but im just a common hater
i barely have a voice left
i think i need an inhaler
or just some water vapor
i think im the mayor
of the outermost layer
of my own biosphere

shoutout to the people who make jokes about ebola
jokes that serve no purpose other than to say oh ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha im really really over
it and if it offends you you dont have a sense of humor

wow youre such a badass
wow i wish i could have some of that ass
wow i wish i could have some of that sass

im so jealous i could cry
you just make me wanna die

shoutout to the people who make jokes about amanda
fine fresh fierce princess of schizophrenia
faggots out for blood, barbie wants the pretty
gimme a heartattack and throw it back and watch em get it
Track Name: GAPLESS PLAYBACK
there is gapless playback in my mind
of all the times
and there is nothing else i have to find

searching memories to prove im right
project on the ceiling when i turn out the light

im a little bit nervous cos ive
got the urge to gouge my eyes out
and it only hurts a little bit
when i see you walking home i shut my mouth

fuck another bitch baby
ima let you have two and a wife maybe
ima let you have four and a couple of whores
ima let you have six more sucking your dick
ima let you have eight like fuck all day
ima let you have ten all night is when
ima let you have twelve cos i might as well
look at how hard im trying to give up control

look at how hard im trying

there is gapless playback in my mind
there is nothing left for me to try
Track Name: LAUGHTER
she locked and loaded and then
fired away eyes open
right at the mirror intent
to ricochet at a slant

demise impending penchant
for martyrdom sycophant
12 months since 9 to an end
look at the time is it 10

i guess i'll get out of bed
make sure all the rats are fed
beta fish all cap sigh zedd
and hamster wheels turn bright red

but nobody ever said
that nobody ever cared
so it's a chore to be sad
and it's a bore to be dad

i heard the laughter of a machine gun
followed by the raucous undercurrent indignation
cackling at me shooting the speed of
a flash blizzard unburying the vexation

i know that im in no danger so why should i
tell you that youre being range fed at long range
lead you like lambs, to slaughter, im game
i know youre putty in my hands, a daughter

is nothing without, a dead beat father
just use the crying to drown out the laughter
8 arms still more terrifying than murder
in my own back yard by my own detractor

i heard the laughter of a machine gun
followed by the raucous undercurrent indignation
cackling at me shooting the speed of
a flash blizzard unburying the vexation
Track Name: PARADISE FOR
he can try but it doesn't really work
a limp wrist was never part of the boy next door
and consequently you don't feel the fire when he smirks
even when he walks around with or without t shirt

it doesn't mean he doesn't get you off at night of course
it's just that deep down you still know that you wanted more
feeling jealous when you're all alone and watching porn
wondering if it could happen in the real world

a straight guy to come and treat you like you were his bro
best friends every day and at night as well
you could be the man your father always wished you were
and fuck the one that you had always dreamed about

is it your destiny to only be attractive to
someone who will never be man enough for you
i guess you better figure out a way to get it good
off her back and on his knees like he should

it represents a fantasy
it represents a fantasy of yours
it represents a fantasy
it represents a fantasy of yours
that you've had since you were
in high school at least
getting changed while he wore
those cheap black basketball shorts
you were sure that you were looking through the door
of your locker into paradise for
her

he says he only likes guys who act straight
he doesn't wanna be reminded that he's gay
he doesn't wanna be reminded of the way
that his brain by default's set to behave

and so he tells himself that it's all fake
and gets props from his bros when they all say
they like how he doesn't throw it in their face
and he smiles, succeeding at his attempt to infiltrate

but deep down he really really wants a taste
of a cock that's been inside a girl or 8
so maybe if he keeps up the charade
he could be the first exception that his best friend makes

he reasons if it wasn't for the pride parades
and all the dirty fuckin faggots who contracted aids
that he wouldn't in this fucking position today
but a fucking position is the goal for which he prays

it represents a fantasy
it represents a fantasy of yours
it represents a fantasy
it represents a fantasy of yours
that you've had since you were
in high school at least
getting changed while he wore
those cheap black basketball shorts
you were sure that you were looking through the door
of your locker into paradise for
her

he can try but it only ever hurts
a limp dick was never part of the boy next door
and consequently it's disgusting when you see that smirk
his cum-eating grin and a tight tshirt

it doesn't mean you wont be fantasizing anymore
it's just that deep down you know that it'll never work
almost crying when you're all alone and watching porn
trying to find someone who looks like the boy next door

gay for pay quote unquote straight boys who go
both ways when the money says it all
and you're smart enough to know it's never real
but the image of a quarter back bareback's gold

is it your destiny to only ever be attractive to
someone who will never be man enough for yuo
i guess you better figure out a way to get him good
on his back begging you to stop like you should

it represents a fantasy
it represents a fantasy of yours
it represents a fantasy
it represents a fantasy of yours
that you've had since you were
in high school at least
getting changed while he wore
those cheap black basketball shorts
you were sure that you were looking through the door
of your locker into paradise for
her