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iNTERNET B♡YFRiEND

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released September 10, 2015

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Track Name: internet bf (prod. Kevin JiJi)
i dont need sex, ive got porn
i just need someone i can adore
i would rather lust after someone i cant have
than to worry all the time about making it work

so you could be my internet boyfriend
we could flirt all day and play pretend

does that
sound as appealing to you as it does to me
do you wanna skype until we fall asleep
send good morning texts while drinking coffee
and if i'm feeling good i'll attach a selfie

i could be your internet boyfriend
i'll cuddle with my phone when i press send

go about your day, go have fun
i'll be waiting for you til you get to check your phone
romance at your convenience, sexting when you get home
i can even deal with sleeping alone

so you could be my internet boyfriend
we could flirt all day and play pretend
i could be your internet boyfriend
i'll cuddle with my phone when i press send

no i dont want to meet you
it's nothing that a webcam cant do
i'd rather stay in my bedroom
and i'd like you to stay in yours too
Track Name: dress-up (prod. Kevin JiJi)
who the fuck did you think you were kidding
who the fuck do you think you are
you shouldve listened to instincts
you know that youre no shining star

you know they never liked you
as you sat inside their cars
they tried to entertain you
but you pushed your luck too far

as usual youre delusional
humiliate yourself and shut the door
go blog about how you cried it out
youve got no one to blame but yourself

think about your mental health
just try to block it out
youre too far gone to help
youre too far gone to help

there you go again
thinking youre the shit
look in the mirror
you aint shit

so call it quits
it's hard to watch
youre such a fucking
embarrassment

thats quite enough
look what you did

i let you play dress up
for a little while
but now it's time to wake up
and get rid of that ugly fucking smile

youre in denial
they give you an inch and you take a mile
thats what they get for being kind

you still think youve got a chance
all because of circumstance
it was all an accident
if they could theyd take it back

and all along you know you knew
it was too good to be true
laugh until your face is blue
at the fucking joke that's you

at the fucking joke that's you

i let you play dress up
for a little while
but now it's time to wake up
and get rid of that stupid fucking smile
Track Name: laughing backwards (prod. Kevin JiJi)
i could relate but id rather hate on you
just masturbate and stay while i lay on you
kill me i promise that ill never haunt you
do it while youve got no motive to stop you

the urge to destroy that which you create
return me to the earth from whence i came
its only natural so theres no blame
i dont mean it but im not ashamed

let me know if you wanna go
i know youre biding your time
until youve got it all

write it down take a pic or twelve
watch me melt
and harden again and finish myself

you couldnt be happy if they werent
looking at you look at you
a couple of em looked at me
and you thought
thats something a child could do

righter than you know righter than you know
but then again you're always right i know->
it doesnt take a blue flame to burn
through the melting snow

i will smile at your stupid stolen jokes
i dont have the energy to force myself
to laugh as hard as i used to force myself
to laugh to make you like me
i was faker than you

ha ha ha
ah ah ah

youve got me laughing backwards again
but i cant be your friend

i could relate but id rather just date you
i masturbate in bed and think about you
honestly i dont think all that much of you
but here i am wondering if i could love you

maybe its cos i think you could love me
all because you wanna fuck me
you think youre so fucking funny
ill play along i feel like youre above me

on the plus side when you make me cum
i dont have the urge to pull away or throw up
ill show up, again and again
you dont say stop, look at my luck

someone to fuck to suck and to hold
everything you touch turns gold
just like you
youre the best
fuck the rest
youre the king
and im a mess
im so blessed im in your bed
i confess im obsessed

youve got me laughing backwards again
and the beginning is the end
ha
Track Name: soulless (prod. Kevin JiJi)
it takes me half a decade to get over
shit you get over in half a day
you say youre broken inside
but i think it's all part of the games you play

im not saying what happeneds okay
but i think deep inside that you like it that way

i can see it's a story that youre fond of telling
am i the seventh or eighth

you bounce back awfully fast
just to go back and crash right into the same walls again
i cant tell if youre ashamed or elitist
and think im too simple to understand
just admit that you like the attention
manipulation and resentment
its the only time you feel alive
when youve got a new puppet to play with

and the sickest part of all
is id still let me be your doll
wind me up and watch me crawl
pick me up and let me fall
and when im broken on the floor
leave the room and shut the door
ill be waiting for my friend
to come and play with me again

but im not the one that you want at this particular moment
why cant you own it
youre the eye of a cyclone youve spun
and youve spun it a little too often
you play at jokes that imply self awareness
but youre not aware that its not that endearing
im peering into the black hole that you happen to call your soul

it takes me half a decade to get over
shit you get over in half a day
you say youre broken inside
but i think it's all part of the games you play

im not saying what happeneds okay
but i think deep inside that you like it that way

i can see it's a story that youre fond of telling
am i the seventh or eighth

you bounce back awfully fast
just to go back and crash right into the same walls again

you bounce back awfully fast
just to go back and crash right into the same walls again
Track Name: ☆*:.。. Clean Sheets .。.:*☆ (prod. Liquid Passion)
baby let me know what you want from me
cos if im honest with you im feelin so dirty
and at the very same time im feelin clean as fuck
youre a magician how you do it to me all at once

i gotta get some of your de ter gent and
purify me from the inside out man
are you drinkin bleach cos that whites so white damn
its lite brite bright warm and so tasty yeah

baby baby youre so fresh
youre so clean
i wanna shower with you
and a shower from you

i wanna rub my face
in your dirty laundry
i cant take another second baby
get up on me

you spin my heart around
like a washing machine
when im covered in you
its fresher than clean sheets

i'll take a bath to get the dirt off
after wrap me up in a towel so soft
oh god it's so hot, dont talk
dry me off so i can put my clothes on

im weak and thirsty youre my vitamin soda
ill take a sip and cool off a ah
im weak and thirsty youre my vitamin soda
ill take a sip and cool off a ah

baby baby youre so fresh
youre so clean
i wanna shower with you
and a shower from you

i wanna rub my face
in your dirty laundry
i cant take another second baby

you spin my heart around
like a washing machine
when im covered in you
its fresher than clean sheets
Track Name: kicking&screaming (prod. 若い蒸気 yng vapor)
im gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed
i know what youre doing i know what your facebook says
before you know it youll be married and miserable and full of regret
i'm into the bravado but i know that inside you're dead

so let me revive you
let me inside you
i mean your mind, dude
dont get an attitude

im tryna help you
i really like you
and even though i wanna wife you
i won't try to

at least not yet
baby steps
take a deep breath
okay now whats next

how can i put this
youve got a secret
and i can keep it
whipmeinthefaceifimakeapeep bitch

im gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed
i know what youre doing i know what your facebook says
before you know it youll be married and miserable and full of regret
i'm into the bravado but i know that inside you're dead

baby you were born this way
do you wanna die this way
i wanna cry, okay
i dunno what else to say

i know theyll say im looking through
faggot tinted glasses
but im just about as certain
as death and taxes

you cant break this habit
youve just gotta have it
you cant repair this damage
with just a bunch of bandage

i could be your surgeon
i might still be learning
but what you're doing isn't working
you'll never stop hurting

im gonna drag you kicking and screaming out of the closet into my bed
i know what youre doing i know what your facebook says
before you know it youll be married and miserable and full of regret
i'm into the bravado but i know that inside you're dead
Track Name: la E$PiNACA (prod. Narcissu)
la espinaca
y las jirafas
y las jirafas
se comen la espinaca

cuando me muera
nunca terminas
llorando todos
los días

cara de dólares
muchos muchos muchos

voy a ducharme
en tu sangre
lavarse los manos
te extraño

tengo que irme
tengas que decirme
no sé no sé

ira ra ra

mátame
mátame

la espinaca
y las jirafas
y las jirafas
se comen la espinaca

me encantan
las vitaminas
pero las cosas
venenosas las follo

máscara de tóxicas
muchos muchos muchos

voy a ducharme
en tu sangre
lavarse los manos
te extraño

ir a rara

mátame
mátame
Track Name: tongue bath (prod. 音 LIGHT システム)
u just look so good to me
im overwhelmed by what i see
and this must not be good for me
youll probably give me cavities

but thats okay it's fine by me
i want my face on your body
radiant but so sticky
i can barely fuckin speak

i jus wanna tongue bathe you

press my lips against your chest
inhale deep im out of breath
nothing else except your scent
under your arm im finally fed

be my universe tonight
put my head between your thighs
suffocate me til im high
sweat so i can lick you dry

i jus wanna tongue bathe you
Track Name: Di$GU$TiNG (prod. 音 LIGHT システム)
baby are you listening
the heat im feeling is blistering
in between us im whispering
lets turn it into my christening

wet my face with your holy water
paint a picture and ill devour

i wasnt ready til you pressed me
daddy pressure me
say if i loved you i would fuck you
i'll turn red and climb up above you
because i trusted you
im in lust with you

i wanna be with you now
i wanna be with you then
i wanna be with you tomorrow
wanna be with you when

you feel the feeling in
your chest and also in
your dick so put it in
daddy im your best friend

ill be an object just as
long as im the object
of your passion

im lost and confused
appreciated and used
but if i'm used by you
my fantasies came true
Track Name: JACK2k
trading playstation games for drugs
i got for blowjobs and hugs
and i bootleg the shit
blaze it while i burn a rip
take a trip while i print
out a cover with a click
teach: one thing you should kno about me
is i dont fuck with homework
the whole thing is transactional to me
im smart enough to make it work
does it hurt should i slow it down
or take it out, word?
whats the dirt? gossip is my fuckin LUErk
gauze applied with alcohol upon
the burnnnn where it hurts
alcohol 120%
look at me im countin zenny
hella nice but never friendly
blue raz ice? i got plenty

if youre buying then im selling
if you got it i can spend it
im robotic and dependent
interested? i can lend it

put it in a song i
got on him ground i
love him rly long i
say hes rly strong i
tell him all time he
better get me high he
better make me cry

i dont know what the fuck im doing
it's all abuse to me
if youre really feeling it tho
i guess thats fucking news to me
you scour the internet for
art that makes you feel supreme
i spit semen onto a beat
you love that it isnt mainstream

i jack to the sound of the underground on soundcloud
where they rap in the clouds
and i put it up loud loud loud loud loud
loud loud as im allowed either cos im gonna
piss off mom or the neighbors
my behaviors so lame the enablers
are the hipsters that im friends with.
it's a shamer im a failure
all a's til i started gettin into vapor

im not a vaper tho i meant -wave
i might wave when i see you at the rave
not really i dont go to those
but if you do then i might reconsider everything i know
starting with my clothes, gotta get rid of those
i mean mainly so that i can fuck you
but more importantly so that i can suck you dry
everything you like is gonna be my new type
go to hot topic get a new hair dye
electric lime with a hot pink stripe
pinstripe contacts that blind your sight
do it for the love of the art and the game
knowledge is power and beauty is pain
did you come to the station to stand in the rain?
you purchased a ticket so get on the train
take the credit before someone else writes their name

tell me that im good at
everything im doing
tell me that i couldnt
ever fuckin leave you
tell me if i leave youll
try to kill yourself
and then ill probably leave
and masturbate myself

i dont know what the fuck im doing
it's all abuse to me
if youre really feeling it tho
i guess that's fucking news to me
you scour the internet for
sluts that make you feel supreme
i cumswap back into your mouth
and you hate that its mainstream

trading your paycheck for cassettes and vhs's
you dont have a way to play, but it's okay
cos you dont even really like em anyway
'cept for the occasional poorly dubbed anime

no one listens to the shit like no one listens to the bitch
getting her brains kicked out, turn it up hella loud
and then blow your load, wipe it on your new clothes
throw em in the wash to get that washed out glow
or leave it, let it get off of that #cumwave

talking shit, like i said, gossip is my fucking LUErk
i litescribe a cd-r of sim city 3000
it's more special when you make it by yourself
in your bedroom while youre hiding from your hell
backup my heart and sell my soul

come on daddy bleed it out
let it go feel me out
i can give you what you want
if what you want is in my mouth
you get as hard as you listen
i lay in the shower while you piss on me
yeah this edge is so sharp
that it could kill like a shark
so equip it in the dark
if you love me fuck me hard

i dont know what the fuck im doing
it's all abuse to me
if youre really feeling it tho
i guess thats fucking news to me
you scour the internet for
art that makes you feel supreme
i spit semen onto a beat
you love that it isnt mainstream
Track Name: andy
i only talked to andy once
but it was really fun
we were really young
and he wanted to eat my cum

cos he loved eating cum
and he was such a slut
he told me all about some older
guy who fed him some

andy was a perv
cos he liked when it got hard
days later licking it off
of a pair of sweaty boxers
he told me on msn messenger

he was really dirty
im not sure who was dirtier
barely a teenager
pretending to like girls

trading photographs
internet barely fast
i think his hair was black
underneath his baseball cap

his pink baseball cap
without looking like a fag
he was really cute
i wish that he came back

i kept signing on
hoping one day he'd sign on
but he never did
so i only talked to andy once

andy were you the one
the one that i'm still waiting on
did you ever think about me
after you got off that once

was it a mistake that i found you
were you looking for old men too
posted up on chat avenue
on a friday after school

i wish we got to fuck
cos you were cool and nice and hot
i was a desperate slut
and you wanted to eat my cum
Track Name: i'm blocking you
im blocking you
on every social network
i dont really want to
but seeing you never doesnt hurt

i know it's stupid
i know it makes me look immature
but having to see you being
happy is fucking torture

dont let the internet suggest
that we might want to connect
dont show up in my feed
or be mentioned by any of my friends

theyre not my friends
if theyre friends with you
i mean i'd hope if i were them
that'd be exactly what i'd do

but then again
thats not realistic
i know im being selish
the world is still turning
even though my phone's no longer purring

im blocking you
on every social network
i dont really want to
but seeing you never doesnt hurt

i know it's stupid
i know it makes me look immature
but having to see you being
happy is fucking torture

here i am feeling guilty
even though it's all your fault
i did everything right
or at least thats what i thought

but i guess i must have
fucked up royally
cos something drove you to
completely destroy me

you became a part of me
got cancerous and amputated
so it's something i cant fix
with just a bunch of bandage

every morning i wake up mourning
my missing appendage
til i see it post a picture
then i feel unadulterated rage

im blocking you
on every social network
i dont really want to
but seeing you never doesnt hurt

i know it's stupid
i know it makes me look immature
but having to see you being
happy is fucking torture

i will never touch you again
you will never fuck me
i'll know better than to
love you in my next life

im blocking you
on every social network
i dont really want to
but seeing you never doesnt hurt

i know it's stupid
i know it makes me look immature
but having to see you being
happy is fucking torture
Track Name: delete your facebook
i know that im very dependant
i dont like to do things alone
im uncomfortable whenever im out
i'd rather just stay home

i'm sure i can be exhausting
i know youve got a lot to do
but even though i'm to blame
i'll blame the pain on you

every social network
masochistic torture
and im desperate for an encore
from the unknowing performers

at my bedroom funeral
pallbearers from profiles
theyre dressed in parties and bacardis
and im dressed in week old clothes

im gonna delete my facebook and
take myself right back to bed
i dont seem to have any friends
i dont have any fucking friends

i thought it was supposed to get better when
i grew up but it didnt and so instead
im still wishing i was fucking dead
cos i dont have any fucking friends

the armor doesnt shine
quite the way it used to
but i'm slowly getting used to
all the things that my tongue can do

i try hard not to whine
and so i sound like a try-hard
and i die hard every time
i am a liar so my heart's on fire

cos my heart is in my pants
so the semen on my hands
must be all the evidence
that somehow i'm alive again

im gonna delete my facebook and
take myself right back to bed
i dont seem to have any friends
i dont have any fucking friends

i thought it was supposed to get better when
i grew up but it didnt and so instead
im still wishing i was fucking dead
cos i dont have any fucking friends

if all my apathys not strong enough
to protect me from rejection
how am i supposed to learn my lesson