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by KOKAYNA

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Axis1500 Really enjoy this. Incredibly catchy female rap that sticks in your head. Favorite track: EVERCLEAR JELL-O SHOTS (feat. DiANA SHROOMY) (prod. Tony Igy).
Idiosensory
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Idiosensory Because she is so internet of course.
Freedom Jones
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Freedom Jones cat is bae and also boo Favorite track: CAT IS BAE.
Cheshire Shroom
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Cheshire Shroom I took a chance chucking a dollar at this (I try to pay for music after a lifetime of piracy) in trying to find new witch house. Although I wouldn't classify this as witch house, it does fit nicely into another genre I've been exploring, "nerdcore."(synthpop as well) I was very pleasantly surprised with this album. I hope future releases from Kokayna keep the level of production. Lyrics are strong as well, but auto-tuning is a bit over-used. Overall I would recommend. 7/10 Favorite track: I'M SO INTERNET (prod. puhham).
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released December 8, 2014

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Track Name: #trigger warning (prod. 音 LIGHT システム)
#tw: cyberbullying
#tw: self-injury
#tw: strong woman &
#tw: queen of everything

better turn this song off
before it gets ugly!
better go and click stop
before you start to love me!

better post it on your blog
for your own safety!
and let the whole world know
that they'd better hate me!

#trigger warning 'cos i'll
make your music sound boring
#trigger warning 'cos i'll
make your boyfriend get so horny

#trigger warning i know he'll
resort to gendered slurring
#trigger warning 'cos i am
dangerously alluring

#trigger warnings in your blog
#trigger warnings in the tags
#trigger warnings at the top
#trigger warnings are a blast!

and i'm hoping really soon
people put me in their black
list of horrifying things
#trigger warning kokayna

better turn this song off
before it gets ugly!
better go and click stop
before you start to love me!

better post it on your blog
for your own safety!
and let the whole world know
that they'd better hate me!

#trigger warning 'cos i'll
make your music sound boring
#trigger warning #trigger war-
#tr- #tr- #tr- #trigger warning

#trigger warning you can hate me
i know you're still learning
#trigger warning #trigger war-
#tr- #tr- #tr- #trigger warning
Track Name: LEVEL UP
Hey, it's @k0kayna on the track!
Whatchu think of that?
Comments on my #soundcloud
lemme know they're mad!

'Cos I'm so bad, yes I'm so bad
I'm so bad, yes I'm so bad
Whatchu think of that?

I GET STARS AND I LEVEL UP
I COLLECT CARDS AND I TRADE 'EM UP

Hey, it's gettin kinda warm out
You must've read it on the page that you tore out of my book
Layin in my bed I'm bored now
I made another song listen how good it turnt out

I GET STARS AND I LEVEL UP
I COLLECT CARDS AND I TRADE 'EM UP

Boys are like Pokémon cards; a couple bucks a dozen
Very few dimes and probably not worth the time
Occasionally they shine, but I'd rather not buy em
'Cos I'm savin up my money for somethin that doesn't whine, so

Fuck it, I'm done with it, fuck all you bitches
I get on the track, I look cute, and I kill it
I am a religion, I am on a mission
the way that I teach em it's like long division

I Slaughter like Jessi, I make your brain slushy
They mostly don't get me because I'm in love with
the way that I'm leveling up like I'm Sora
You just got a starter and I'm Venu-soaring

I GET STARS AND I LEVEL UP
I COLLECT CARDS AND I TRADE 'EM UP

Hey, it's gettin kinda warm out
You must've read it on the page that you tore out of my book
Layin in my bed I'm bored now
I made another song listen how good it turnt out
Track Name: MARRIED 2 THA TRACK (a.k.a. Crush On KOKAYNA) (prod. マクロスMACROSS 82-99)
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME BACK
I'M MARRIED TO THE TRACK
IT MAKES ME KINDA SAD
I WASTED TIME ON THAT

you're beggin me to stay
when you know i've already left
i'm already on my way
to catch a private jet

hush little baby it's okay
to only want the best
not everyone can afford
the extra bonus tracks

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME BACK
I'M MARRIED TO THE TRACK
IT MAKES ME KINDA SAD
I WASTED TIME ON THAT

the problem with these boys
is their sense of entitlement
i know i'm hard to resist
but you won't get me in your bed

you seem to think you deserve
all of the things that you want
but i'm a new kind of girl
and you're a last year peasant

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME BACK
I'M MARRIED TO THE TRACK
IT MAKES ME KINDA SAD
I WASTED TIME ON THAT
Track Name: VAPORBAE (prod. Sakura Rainbow)
you’re my vaporbae in my dreams at night
and i don’t wanna stay up if you are not right
here with me, baby please
i need you on my iphone screen

my retina display was made for two
a pixel perfect masterpiece of you
facetime until it’s 2am
cant wait to do it all again

you’re my vaporbae

i listen to vaporwave and i dream of us
in an empty shopping mall in japan and just
tear up ‘cos it’s so beautiful
kawaii and unusual

so be my vaporbae and change the tempo
to be whatever we decide, fast or slow
and if it isn’t quick enough
we can be in nightcore love

you’re my vaporbae
Track Name: KAWAIIEST BITCH (prod. Liquid Passion)
I’M THE KAWAIIEST BITCH!!

I’m the KAWAIIEST BITCH that you’ve ever seen,
and everybody just knows; they respect the queen
And when I get on the track, it’s SO obscene
but the boys don’t care, they give up the green!

and then they go online, they’re like “have you seen!?
that bitch KOKAYNA’s got a new EP!!
And I’m usually not really into the scene,
but her music’s so good! She’s SO kawai!!”

I’M THE KAWAIIEST BITCH!!

I’m the KAWAIIEST BITCH!!
I mean it’s not even competitve, shit!
There’s really no one else who does it like this
It doesn’t matter what you say; I’ve heard it!

It doesn’t matter who you are, you won’t hit!
Just replenish my money then split
Do it quick, you’ll get a KAWAII KISS!
So #RARE, the KAWAIIEST BITCH!

I’M THE KAWAIIEST BITCH!!
Track Name: CAT IS BAE
LAMES LAMES GO AWAY
CAT IS BAE AND YOU CAN’T STAY
CAT IS BAE
CAT IS BAE

YOU CAN TRY TO BE THE ONE
BUT YOU’RE NOT NEARLY HALF AS FUN
CAT IS BAE
CAT IS BAE

cat is bae and you can’t stay!
try again another day!
my mind isn’t gonna change,
but i really like to say:

you don’t have what i require!
you have NOTHING i desire!
give it up! go retire!
you could NEVER light my fire!

LAMES LAMES GO AWAY
CAT IS BAE AND YOU CAN’T STAY
CAT IS BAE
CAT IS BAE

YOU CAN TRY TO BE THE ONE
BUT YOU’RE NOT NEARLY HALF AS FUN
CAT IS BAE
CAT IS BAE

cat is bae, you’ll never be;
you’ll never be good enough for me!
baby, baby, can’t you see?
for you i am too kawaii

kawaii? you’re kawaiEW
want nothing to do with you!
i’ll GLADLY stay in my bedroom
with my cat ‘cos he’s so cute!!

LAMES LAMES GO AWAY
CAT IS BAE AND YOU CAN’T STAY
CAT IS BAE
CAT IS BAE

YOU CAN TRY TO BE THE ONE
BUT YOU’RE NOT NEARLY HALF AS FUN
CAT IS BAE
CAT IS BAE

meow meow mew mew
kitty cat is bae and boo
meow meow mew mew
kitty cat is bae and boo
meow meow mew mew
kitty cat is bae and boo
meow meow mew mew
kitty cat is bae and boo

LAMES LAMES GO AWAY
CAT IS BAE AND YOU CAN’T STAY
CAT IS BAE
CAT IS BAE

YOU CAN TRY TO BE THE ONE
BUT YOU’RE NOT NEARLY HALF AS FUN
CAT IS BAE
CAT IS BAE
Track Name: FUCKBITCH (prod. NEXENUS)
YOU'RE JUST A #FUCKBITCH
I'M A #FUCKPRINCESS
YOU WANNA HIT THIS
BUT I'M TOO EXPENSIVE

ONE LOOK AT ME AND
YOU LEFT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
I HAVE SIX BOYFRIENDS
YOU OFFER ME NOTHING

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
YOU'RE JUST DELAYING
I'M SO AMAZING
GET ME SOME COCAINE

I'M ALL ABOUT THIS
YOU AREN'T ABOUT THIS
YOU'RE JUST SO AVERAGE
I'M JUST LIKE MAGIC

OH WELL, LIFE'S HARD
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE AN ENTOURAGE
I RIDE IN FAST CARS
DRIVEN BY MEN WITH CREDIT CARDS

YOU'RE JUST A #FUCKBITCH
I'M A #FUCKPRINCESS
YOU WANNA HIT THIS
BUT I'M TOO EXPENSIVE

I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS
OF WHOEVER'S FELT THIS
#ICEQUEEN'S DEVELOPED
YOUR HEART JUST MELTED

IF YOU HAVE MONEY
MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME
IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHING
THEN YOU GET NO LOVING

#FUCKBITCH A DUMB BITCH
A POOR MAN'S JUST SOME BITCH
RICH MEN MAKE ME ITCH
SPEND LIKE I'M ALLERGIC

YOU'RE JUST A #FUCKBITCH
I'M A #FUCKPRINCESS
YOU WANNA HIT THIS
BUT I'M TOO EXPENSIVE
Track Name: STEAL HER STYLE (prod. 若い蒸気 yng vapor)
Everybody wants to steal my look
They study my moves just like a book
but I don't pay attention to what they took
'cos I don't have time for a petty crook

No, I don't have time for a stupid thief,
'cos I'm busy comin' up with ideas like these
and I don't blame you 'cos you wanna be like The Queen
I'm an internet #GODDESS, you're a real life pleb

But it's okay, honey!
You wanna be like this?
Then listen close and zip your lips
When they see me they're like,

"DAAAMMMMNNN, I WANNA STEAL HER STYLE"
STARE AT MY PICTURE ON THEIR DASHBOARD FOR AWHILE," THEY'RE LIKE
"DAAAMMMNNN, I WANNA STEAL HER STYLE!
SO PERFECT I COULD CRY, I WANNA STEAL HER STYLE!"

The way I drip cool and floss? PRICELESS.
Knowing that I'm the boss? PRICELESS!
The joy of telling boys off? PRICELESS.
How they think of me when they jack off? PRICELESS!

A lot of people try and fail to just BITE THIS
But they could never EVER compare to YOUR HIGHNESS
In comparison, they always pale, my likeness
will never be achieved, so there! PRICELESS!

But it's okay, honey!
You wanna look like this?
I'm so righteous!
When they see me they're like,

"DAAAMMMMNNN, I WANNA STEAL HER STYLE"
STARE AT MY PICTURE ON THEIR DASHBOARD FOR AWHILE," THEY'RE LIKE
"DAAAMMMNNN, I WANNA STEAL HER STYLE!
SO PERFECT I COULD CRY, I WANNA STEAL HER STYLE!"
Track Name: he ☠'d my ♥ (prod. glue70)
He pirated my heart
and I was like, "Hey! Stop!"
You know that costs a lot,
obviously more than you've got

Downloaded me like pop
Arrested me like cop
Pump the breaks like stop
He was breaking every law

Are you selling what I'm buying?
'Cos you're right on the money
Are you laughing while I'm telling?
'Cos baby it's not funny

Do you mean what you're saying?
'Cos you're right on the money
Are you playing games with me?
'Cos baby it's not funny

I was home alone,
just me and a remote
Then I heard a noise
coming from the window

He was breaking in,
gonna rob my blind
I was so afraid
that I started to cry

When I found out what he wanted
I was so surprised!
The only thing he stole
was my heart that night
Track Name: I'M SO INTERNET (prod. puhham)
I’m so internet I’m wetter than a seapunk
I’m so internet I made myself a theme song!
I’m so internet I TURNED CAPS LOCK ON
I’m so internet I listened to @KREAYSHAWN

before she even got famous, beat that, Hun!
I knew the words to Gucci Gucci when it came on!
Everyone was like, “Wow! She’s SO fun!
I needa follow her quick, lemme get my phone!”

I’m so internet @kittaveli talked shit
and I still haven’t even really hit a lick
I don’t even know how you found my song, Bitch!

I’M SO- I’M SO- I’M SO- INTERNET!
I’M SO- I’M SO- I’M SO- INTERNET!
I’M SO- I’M SO- I’M SO- INTERNET!
I’M SO INTERNET! I’M SO INTERNET!

I’M SO INTERNET I’M WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK, WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
I’M SO INTERNET I’M WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK, WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK

I’m so internet I even have a couple kitty cats!
They climb over my computer when I’m checking on my stats
and they’re really really loyal, good at catching all the rats
when @K0KAYNA’s in their sights and they’re ready to attack

In my experience, boys are mostly trash
Occasionally cute if they’ve got cash!
Usually they just make me wanna take a bath…
They send me nudes and I send them to my brother Jack!

I’m so internet I even have a fanbase
Shoutout to everyone who’s on my fanpage (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kokayna/606683409350537)!
Especially the ones who made me one on VK (http://vk.com/swaggott)!
And anyone I’m good enough to hurt along the way!

I’M SO- I’M SO- I’M SO- INTERNET!
I’M SO- I’M SO- I’M SO- INTERNET!
I’M SO- I’M SO- I’M SO- INTERNET!
I’M SO INTERNET! I’M SO INTERNET!

I’M SO INTERNET I’M WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK, WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
I’M SO INTERNET I’M WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK, WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
Track Name: VIRUS PRINCESS (feat. IVY HOLLIVANA) (prod. XZYZERO)
CALL ME PRINCESS COMPUTER VIRUS
EVIL EMPRESS OF THE INTERNET
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THIS, THERE'S NO REPLACEMENT
NO REMEDY TO PROTECT YOUR DATA THAT I INFECT

Innocently find my way into your hard drive,
minimize my eyes, follow every key you type
My voice in your ears: "I'M THE QUEEN OF ICE"
I'm the only thing you hear, every day and night

Fantasizing every day about me being your wife
Fantasizing every night when you turn off the light
I'm in your brain, I'm in your heart, every day of your life
You've been infected with me, now I'm taking over your mind

CALL ME PRINCESS COMPUTER VIRUS
EVIL EMPRESS OF THE INTERNET
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THIS, THERE'S NO REPLACEMENT
NO REMEDY TO PROTECT YOUR DATA THAT I INFECT

You start to notice glitches, maybe your eye twitches
You try to tell yourself that there's plenty of other bitches
Nothing you do can fix it, there are no off switches
I think it's time to admit it; sick with @k0kayna addiction!

CALL ME PRINCESS COMPUTER VIRUS
EVIL EMPRESS OF THE INTERNET
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THIS, THERE'S NO REPLACEMENT
NO REMEDY TO PROTECT YOUR DATA THAT I INFECT
Track Name: YOU'RE SO FUCKING WORTHLESS (feat. $WAGGOT)
Princess of the game
Makin boys feel ashamed
and they wanna know who's to blame??

The little yayo dame
I spend it on cocaine
Get my kicks snortin shit
no I can't be tamed

Addrenaline and pain
lucrative my aim
Yes, I'm in your brain
because I make it rain

Dopamine all day
Listen to what I say
I'm like the Dead Sea Scrolls
meets MDMA

TAKE A SEAT BITCH
TAKE A- T-TAKE A SEAT BITCH
YOU'LL NEVER REACH MY LEVEL
NO, NOT EVEN IF YOU CHEATED

i know the truth hurts but
i'm a bit of a sadist
all of your internet friends say it
but they're mistaken

and everybody's doing this thing
where they talk like they're famous
it's getting so formulaic
they think they're based when they're basic

but now I'm doing it too
I'm such a hypocrite
a know-it-all faggot
attention addicted

but at least you're still cute
so you can suck on this
climb up on my lap
and take a seat bitch

TAKE A SEAT BITCH
TAKE A- T-TAKE A SEAT BITCH
YOU'LL NEVER REACH MY LEVEL
NO, NOT EVEN IF YOU CHEATED
Track Name: #PLANTWAVE (prod. SPLASH CLUB 7)
I'm the #plantwave #Queen
'cos I love the #green
I won't apologize if
things revolve around #me

#rare like a #gold #iPhone
yes, I've been known
to bring a #sociopath
to tears, #Lisa Rowe

Let me know
when you see my name
show up on your dashboard
.jpeg in a #frame

and I'm sure you've heard,
because they like to blame
little girls when
things don't go their way

#STATUEs, #ALOE, & #COCAINE
#POKéMON & @WAKAFLOCKABSM
#FLORA, #FAUNA, #WINDOWS98
#VCRs, #PHOTOSHOP, & #CASSETTE #TAPES

#EDGY #EDGY #EDGY #EDGY #EDGY #EDGY #PLANTWAVE
#RARE #RARE #RARE #RARE #RARE #RARE #PLANTWAVE
#SEAPUNK #SEAPUNK #SEAPUNK #SEAPUNK #SEAPUNK #200andL8
#INTERNET #INTERNET #INTERNET #PLANTWAVE

#Artist or #botanist...
who can say?
The line is getting
blurrier every day...

My tracked tags:
#kokayna & #plantwave
The line is getting
blurrier every day...

I really want a #statue in my dash and a little
#cash on my #mastercard 'cos I'm crashing hard
Yes, I'm plastered, faster, #internet art
#Jungle and #forest #patterns; #etsy cart

Webcam #selfies all #glitch'd apart
Pick up #Xanax at #Wal-Mart
Photoshopping #plantwave #collage
baby, #WELCOME2ART

#STATUEs, #ALOE, & #COCAINE
#POKéMON & @WAKAFLOCKABSM
#FLORA, #FAUNA, #WINDOWS98
#VCRs, #PHOTOSHOP, & #CASSETTE #TAPES

#EDGY #EDGY #EDGY #EDGY #EDGY #EDGY #PLANTWAVE
#RARE #RARE #RARE #RARE #RARE #RARE #PLANTWAVE
#SEAPUNK #SEAPUNK #SEAPUNK #SEAPUNK #SEAPUNK #200andL8
#INTERNET #INTERNET #INTERNET #PLANTWAVE
Track Name: KOKE JONG UN
I'm the internet rap game Kim Jong Un
Always the #KAWAIIESTBITCH in the room
When I came in the game, your career was doomed
When the track proposed to me, I said "I Do!"

Then we made our vows in autotune
I wear the pants- *I* dictate what to do!
Like I said bitch, you can call me Koke Jong Un
Everybody terrified when I launch the nuke

LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN
LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN
LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN
LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN

They wanna be like me because it's gospel I'm preachin
I mastered the internet, you're CRTL+ALT+DEL'in
I should be chargin tuition from the way that I'm teachin
Educatin all you bitches like I was Mavis Beacon

Obliterating al you bitches like nuclear fission
Eviscerating all you bitches, yes I'm leaving you bleeding
Exterminating all you bitches underneath me like vermin
Commiserate all you bitches while you're crying and screaming

LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN
LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN
LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN
LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN

All I need's a couple million people to worship me
All I need's a couple billion dollars for luxury
A girl like me needs to be pampered, see?
Fuck @AvrilLavigne, I'm the kawaii elite!

LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN
LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN
LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN
LIKE I SAID BITCH, YOU CAN CALL ME KOKE JONG UN
Track Name: #wcw (feat. DiANA SHROOMY) (prod. beatpoems & マクロスMACROSS 82-99)
hey babe
is there something that you wanna say
cos it's getting pretty late
it's already past 8
pretty soon it's gonna be thursday
pretty soon it's gonna be a holiday
and i dunno if i can wait

cos ive got something in my brain
something special but i'm just too shy to say
something that i cant ask so i'll sit and pray
that my wish comes true no i just cant wait

i keep checking the time on my phone
i watch another hour tick away
as the minutes go up so does my heart rate
maybe i'm trapped in my worst nightmare

i know it's been a long day
maybe time escaped
maybe it just slipped away
but either way
im so anxious, waiting for you to say

say that i'm your woman crush wednesday
say i'm on your mind every hour every day
tweet it to the world so that everybody knows
that i am your queen im the center of your world
Track Name: EVERCLEAR JELL-O SHOTS (feat. DiANA SHROOMY) (prod. Tony Igy)
he said he was gonna buy some vodka
i said don't worry i gotcha
little bit of this oughta
get u fucked up like no otha

it's pretty strong but i'm tougher
give me life like mother
drippin like water
don't worry i gotcha

everclear jell-o shots
take a few so i get fucked

like a rocket i'ma launch it
get me off get me on it
yes i wanna yes i want it
Track Name: KOKAYNA'S KITCHEN (feat. MICHELLE) (prod. NEXENUS)
Today I'm gonna show you my favorite recipe!
'Cos everybody's been askin me for weeks
They wanna know how to get a boy on his knees
and make him do anything that you please!

I think they always like a bit of a tease
A little spice, but not enough to sneeze
I think they always like a bit of a tease...

Get a little pinch of salt for his wounds
Something to crush his ego 'till it's bruised
To sedate him, a couple gallons of booze
The Queen of Ice suggests silent treatment, too

Spend his money and then threaten to sue
If he even DARES lay a finger on you
Spend his money and then threaten to sue...

I GO TO WORK LIKE IT'S NOTHING
WHILE I PREHEAT THE OVEN
JUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS
THE BOYS THEY ALL LOVE IT

THEN THEY START TO THROW MONEY
AND IT FALLS ALL AROUND ME
IT'S SWEETER THAN HONEY
NOW THEY'RE HOOKED, IT'S SO FUNNY

And I can bake a real nice cake
Call me @L1LDebbie 'cos I'm mobbin all day
I might not have the purple or the grape,
but I'll be DAMNED if a MAN thinks he's gettin his way

Come into my kitchen, start lickin the ground
Look for a trace of @k0kayna, drug sniffin hound
That's about all you get 'till the money's found
If I hear you talkin 100s that's my dinner bell sound

Break a man's ego, he belongs to you
Get him all battered like a wife, boo
Have another you can fuck while he works for you
And if he doesn't bring the money back he doesn't get food

Get your friends on board so there's no one left
Let him know you're the best that he'll ever get
He won't be able to speak without a second guess,
but I don't really care... I just use him for sex!

I GO TO WORK LIKE IT'S NOTHING
WHILE I PREHEAT THE OVEN
JUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS
THE BOYS THEY ALL LOVE IT

THEN THEY START TO THROW MONEY
AND IT FALLS ALL AROUND ME
IT'S SWEETER THAN HONEY
NOW THEY'RE HOOKED, IT'S SO FUNNY
Track Name: BUBBLEGUM WITCH
They know I'm something special
One look and they can tell
Something that they don't sell
Look at me, you might melt

Wetter than a wishing well
Sweeter than a southern belle
Better than the best girl
you ever had to yourself

'Cos I'm good for your health
Gas you up like Shell
I can take you out of Hell
and make your life magical

Make you really wanna tell
All your friends how it felt
'cos you know there's nothing else
on the same level

I'M THE BUBBLEGUM WITCH
YEAH THEY WANNA TASTE THIS
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC
COME AND LET ME GRANT YOUR WISH, BABY

Yeah I'm so fuckin sweet
so I'm good enough to eat
I keep my flavor forever, baby
you know it's never weak

Honey call me @Kelis
'cos I'll be happy to teach
Yeah my milkshake's sweet
and I'm a little bossy

and I'm a little flossy
Yeah my lips glossy
When your man saw me
I was just taunting

I told my best friend, "See?
This is how it's gotta be"
Now she got her man on a leash
she coulda sworn she was me

I'M THE BUBBLEGUM WITCH
YEAH THEY WANNA TASTE THIS
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC
COME AND LET ME GRANT YOUR WISH, BABY
Track Name: LOG OFF (feat. @sadboysclub) (prod. Liquid Passion)
LOG OFF, BYE
YOU'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME
TWITTER-STALKING MY LIFE
SO GET YOUR OWN BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MINE

LOF OFF, BYE
YOU'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME
TWITTER-STALKING MY LIFE
SO GET YOUR OWN BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MINE

MIGHT STILL BE IN THE CONFINES
OF THE LAW, BUT I FIND
IT KINDA SCARY MAYBE
CALL A SUICIDE HOTLINE

LOG OFF, BYE BYE
LOG OFF, BYE BYE
LOG OFF, BYE BYE
LOG OFF, BYE BYE

I see you accidentally liking my tweets
Thought you were quick, but actually
I get notifications
emailed to me

Don't worry, baby, 'cos I'm not angry
I consider it flattery
to be reminded that you're
thinking of me

I hope you like what you see,
'cos I am quite happy
Bet you wish you could say the same
but something's missing it seems

Maybe that something is me
Maybe you finally see
But now it's over,
Time to move along all by your lonely

LOG OFF, BYE
YOU'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME
TWITTER-STALKING MY LIFE
SO GET YOUR OWN BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MINE

LOF OFF, BYE
YOU'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME
TWITTER-STALKING MY LIFE
SO GET YOUR OWN BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MINE

MIGHT STILL BE IN THE CONFINES
OF THE LAW, BUT I FIND
IT KINDA SCARY MAYBE
CALL A SUICIDE HOTLINE

LOG OFF, BYE BYE
LOG OFF, BYE BYE
LOG OFF, BYE BYE
LOG OFF, BYE BYE

My friend told me you asked her about me
I was like, "What? No..."
...Seriously?

That was like a hundred weeks
ago, so how is he
still on about that shit?"
It's kind of worrying me

She was like "Yeah, really,
I said the same thing!
I'm kind of wondering if maybe
he's going crazy!"

I was like "Damn, what the
fuck? This is so scary!"
I look behind my shoulder now
in case you're following me

LOG OFF, BYE
YOU'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME
TWITTER-STALKING MY LIFE
SO GET YOUR OWN BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MINE

LOF OFF, BYE
YOU'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME
TWITTER-STALKING MY LIFE
SO GET YOUR OWN BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MINE

MIGHT STILL BE IN THE CONFINES
OF THE LAW, BUT I FIND
IT KINDA SCARY MAYBE
CALL A SUICIDE HOTLINE

LOG OFF, BYE BYE
LOG OFF, BYE BYE
LOG OFF, BYE BYE
LOG OFF, BYE BYE